Green's profilemy story,your songPhotosBlogLists Tools Help

Blog


    July 31

    真日本师傅与假日本鬼子。

    wasabi这店,老板是日本人,所以执着的认为一定要找日本师傅,所以有一真日本师傅与俺同一天开始上班了。这师傅吧,大概是对工作要求太严谨了,所以总是因为工作作风跟人产生矛盾,再加上做寿司出奇的慢,导致我们这些服务生普遍的不满,尤其是那做寿司的动作犹如在骑马,动作太大,整个人看起来就很滑稽,很多时候又爱在那里摆姿势哗众取宠,不过有礼貌不是盖的。不过人就是这么贱,他走后才发现他的好。。
    这个好是怎么体现出来的? 且听我讲讲假日本鬼子。
    真日本师傅在老板要辞他的时候都不肯走,却在某一天突然跳槽到本镇另外一家老字号日本店,具体原因不详。所以执着的老板找来了一假日本鬼子,这哥们第一天来的时候跟我们说它是日本人,却在一天天的工作中露相了。这不,前不久终于跟人承认自己是假日本鬼子了。这假日本鬼子工作上手艺没有真日本师傅好,虽然动作比他快一点,分量却做得少一点,并且有客人已发现。对着客人的小孩大声的“嘘”,犯了顾客是上帝的原则。还老爱对客人隔“山”喊话,这就够粗鲁的了,问题是他操着他那美妙的乡音英文客人也听不懂他在喊啥,而且他还隔山,客人更听不见他在喊啥。(注:所谓隔山喊话,就是他在sushi bar里面做寿司,隔着条shushi bar,再隔着条过道,你冲客人喊话人家能听见么。何况跟客人沟通都是服务生的事,还要被你个业余选手抢饭碗。)最让我恶心的是在sushi bar里对着人未成年儿童送飞吻,大叔你真以为自己那么有魅力所。其实这位大叔是个棒子,一天老调戏店里的棒子外卖小妹,说一些老猥琐的话了,时不时还要摸摸人家。本来就长得够猥琐的了,简直是猥琐形象的代言人。由于本店年轻又漂亮的小妹多,他愣是挨着挨着问人有没有男朋友。又色又爱喝酒的猥琐棒子大叔啊,我都懒得用假日本鬼子称呼他了,所以和那师傅一比就知道他是假的了。昨天一客人问他知不知道辣白菜,他居然装莽说不知道,还发出类似的音,装得还有模有样的,但是这位棒子大叔一天棒子话说得笑嘻了,鬼才信他不知道辣白菜是什么。就是想要装假日本鬼子。我想说你累不累啊。。。哎
    假日本鬼子的猥琐行径有待更新,进一步发掘中。。。

    Comments (1)

    Please wait...
    Sorry, the comment you entered is too long. Please shorten it.
    You didn't enter anything. Please try again.
    Sorry, we can't add your comment right now. Please try again later.
    To add a comment, you need permission from your parent. Ask for permission
    Your parent has turned off comments.
    Sorry, we can't delete your comment right now. Please try again later.
    You've exceeded the maximum number of comments that can be left in one day. Please try again in 24 hours.
    Your account has had the ability to leave comments disabled because our systems indicate that you may be spamming other users. If you believe that your account has been disabled in error please contact Windows Live support.
    Complete the security check below to finish leaving your comment.
    The characters you type in the security check must match the characters in the picture or audio.

    To add a comment, sign in with your Windows Live ID (if you use Hotmail, Messenger, or Xbox LIVE, you have a Windows Live ID). Sign in


    Don't have a Windows Live ID? Sign up

    Fang Wanwrote:
    哈哈,写得真逗。
    >昨天一客人问他知不知道辣白菜,他居然装莽说不知道,还发出类似的音

    感觉像情景喜剧似的,真逗。
    Oct. 4

    Trackbacks

    The trackback URL for this entry is:
    http://black317josiecc.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6B9C35D5C67551B!9347.trak
    Weblogs that reference this entry
    • None